Gather 'round!
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Punch and Judy,
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Did it truly,
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And were married in a haste,
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In love, maybe,
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Using the baby,
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as a kind of romance paste,
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She's grown fatter,
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Her hair cut shorter,
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Looks much older than nineteen,
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He's a drinker,
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Not a thinker,
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Baby spoiled his could-have-been.
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
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Punch and Judy.
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Punch and Judy,
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In a semi,
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On a brand new council plot,
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Sunday lunchtime,
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Beer-for-Punch time,
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While his dinner's far from hot,
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She grows tired,
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Cab is hired,
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She goes round to see her friend,
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He comes back late,
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Fool is irate,
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We will see his temper bend.
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
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Punch and Judy,
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In a quandary,
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She's walked out, and he is mad.
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Now he's grown up,
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Can't smash home up,
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Retribution must be had.
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Punch and Judy,
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Had a baby,
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Who brought them to married bliss.
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Mr Punch,,
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Has drunken hunch,
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That he must punish kid for this
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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This must be make-believe,
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'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
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Punch and Judy
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Punch and Judy
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