Walking through the woods, a bear
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it munches you. Put your head in a
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vice, go drilling for the goo.
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Fall one hundred thousand fest,
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go splat in the middle of town.
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Your head lops off from a chain-
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saw and falls down to the ground.
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[Chorus:]
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From behind, a blade slides in, and
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opens up your veins. Under your car, the pump
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gives way and squashes all your brains.
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A great white shark rips you limb from limb,
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a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.
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"An execution", hear the cry, shock! It pops
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your eyes. A rope wrapped firmly a-
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round your neck, it ends all your lives.
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Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking
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throat, when they go, you will blow, and
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then start to bloat.
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[Chorus: Solo's: M.Z., J.D., repeat]
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Pour some gas on your head, then light
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a match. Stuff your friend in the oven,
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then lock the latch. Creme your face on
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the ground, falling off your bike. Fall
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from a cliff Bub, while taking a nature
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hike.
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Crazy Ways People Die
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| Wehrmacht |
