Whoa, yeah!
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You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu
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With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
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I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
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And a slightly-used sombrero
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And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist
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Craigslist
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I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on
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Yeah
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Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall
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I never took a chance, never approached you at all
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You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas
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I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
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Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed
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On Craigslist
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Yeah, Craigslist, come on
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I'm on Craigslist, baby
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Maybe you are too
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Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
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An open letter to the snotty barista
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At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard:
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I know there were 20 people behind me in line
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But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
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Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
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That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
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So what's with the attitude, lady?
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No tip for you
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Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free
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You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
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But the trash can ain't part of the deal
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Only givin' you the peanuts, get real
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Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
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Don't bug me with questions on the phone
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Don't ask for help, don't waste my time
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And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime
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Just ask yourself
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Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
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You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
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Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
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You can have 'em all
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They're on Craigslist, yeah
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Craigslist, oh baby, come on
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I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist
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I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist now
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Craigslist
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Craigslist
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Weird Al Yankovic |