Yeah
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A used ... pink bathrobe
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A rare ... mint snowglobe
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A Smurf ... TV tray
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I bought on eBay
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My house ... is filled with this crap
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Shows up in bubble wrap
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Most every day
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What I bought on eBay
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Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
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Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
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Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
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They had it on eBay
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I'll buy ... your knick-knack
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Just check ... my feedback
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"A++!" they all say
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They love me on eBay
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Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
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Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
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(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
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Found him on eBay
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I am the type who is liable to snipe you
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With two seconds left to go, whoa
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Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
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As long as I've got the dough
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I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
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Sell me ... your watch, please
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
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I'm highest bidder!!
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(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
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(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
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(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
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Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
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Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
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Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
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Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)(Used by Dr. Dre)
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(Found it on eBay)
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Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
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(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
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(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)(stuff you'd throw away)
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(I'll buy on eBay)
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What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.....y..........y.
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E-Bay
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Weird Al Yankovic |