Who's that waddlin' down the street
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It's just me 'cause I love to eat
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Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
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Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
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Every picture of me's
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Gotta be an aerial view
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Now my doctor tells me
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There's just one thing left to do
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Throw out the pizza and beer
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Might seem a little severe
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
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Blow, fatty!
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Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
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Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
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Walked down an alley and I got stuck
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I got more rolls than a pastry truck
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When I'm all done eating
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I eat a little more
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When I leave a room
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First I gotta grease the door
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Can't have another eclair
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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I gotta decrease my derriere
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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No more pie now
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No more creme brulee
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Lay off the gravy
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And souffle
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No french fri-yi-yies now
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No ice cream parfait
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Mr. Cheese Nacho
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Stay away
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Oh I think I'd sell my soul
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For a triple patty melt
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But I need a boomerang
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When I put on my belt
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Lay off the 3 Musketeers
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Until my big booty disappears
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
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Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
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'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
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I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
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I need a side order of onion rings
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And oh yah, don't forget to Super-Size that, yeah
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Grapefruit Diet
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Weird Al Yankovic |