Fat and weak what a disgrace.
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Guess the champ got too lazy.
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ain't goin' to fly now.
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He's just taking up space.
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Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
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But he's no bum he works down the street.
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he bought the neighbourhood deli
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Back on his feet now he's chopping up meat.
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Come inside maybe you'll hear him say:
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try the rye or the kaiser
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they're our special tonight
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if you want you can have an appetiser
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You might like a salami and the liver's alright
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And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser
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Never eats while on the job
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he heard it's good to stay hungry
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but he makes a pretty mean shishkebab
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have a taste they were made fresh today
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try the rye or the kaiser
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or the wheat or the white
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maybe i can suggest an appetizer
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stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight
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but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser
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So today his deli comes first
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Steady dreams of his past days of glory
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goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
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all the while you can still hear him say
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It's the rye or the kaiser
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it's the thrill of one bite
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let me please be you catering advisor
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If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight
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You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser
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the rye or the kaiser
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the rye or the kaiser
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1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
