They see me mowin'
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My front lawn
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I know they're all thinking
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I'm so White N' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
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Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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I wanna roll with-
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The gangsters
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But so far they all think
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I'm too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Really, really white n' nerdy
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First in my class here at M.I.T.
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Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
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MC Escher that's my favorite MC
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Keep your 40
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I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
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My rims never spin to the contrary
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You'll find that they're quite stationary
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All of my action figures are cherry
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Steven Hawkings in my library
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My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
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got people begging for my top eight spaces
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Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
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Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
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I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
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I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
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Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
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my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
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There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
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At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
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Do vector calculus just for fun
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I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
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Happy days is my favourite theme song
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I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
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I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
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I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
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Here's the part I sing on
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They see me roll on, my Segway!
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I know in my heart they think I'm
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white n' nerdy!
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
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Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
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I'd like to roll with-
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The gangsters
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Although it's apparent I'm too
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White n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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I'm just too white n' nerdy
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How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
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I've been browsing, inspectin'
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X-men comics you know I collect 'em
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The pens in my pocket
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I must protect 'em
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My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
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Shopping online for deals on some writable media
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I edit Wikipedia
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I memorized Holy Grail really well
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I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
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I got a business doing websites
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When my friends need some code who do they call?
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I do HTML for them all
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Even made a homepage for my dog!
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Yo! I got myself a fanny pack
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they were having a sale down at the GAP
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Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
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POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
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I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
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I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
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Only question I ever thought was hard
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was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
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Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
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Got my name on my underwear!
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They see me strollin'
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They laughin'
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And rollin' their eyes 'cause
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I'm so white n' nerdy
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Just because I'm white n' nerdy
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Just because I'm white n' nerdy
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All because I'm white n' nerdy
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Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
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I wanna bowl with -
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the gangsters
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but oh well it's obvious I'm
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white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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White N' Nerdy
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Weird Al Yankovic |