Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
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Really want to give you a warning
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'Cause I found out this morning
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'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
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If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
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Better not go taking your chances
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Under no circumstances
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Should you open it or else it will
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Translate your documents into Swahili
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Make your TV record "Gigli"
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Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
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(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
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(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
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(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
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And the hard drive of anyone related to you
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Virus alert!
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
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It'll make your keyboard all sticky
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Give your poodle a hickey
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And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
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Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
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It'll set your clocks back an hour
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And start hogging the shower
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So just trash it now, or else it will
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Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
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Legally change your name to Reggie
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Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
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(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
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(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
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(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
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(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
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(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
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(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
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(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
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And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
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That's right, it's a...
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Virus alert!
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Virus alert!
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
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Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
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If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
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So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
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Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
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Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
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Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
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Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive
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Virus alert
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Virus alert
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Virus alert
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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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Forward this message on to everybody
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Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
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Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
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What are you waiting for?
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Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
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Hit... send... right... now
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Virus Alert
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Weird Al Yankovic |