Faces filled with joy and cheer
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What a magical time of year
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Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
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Put your Viking helmet on
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Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
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Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day
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All the little girls and boys
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Love that wonderful crunching noise
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You'll know what this day's about
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When you stomp a weasel's guts right out
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So, come along and have a laugh
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stomp their weasly spines in half
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Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
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Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
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[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]
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People up and down the street
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Crushing weasels beneath their feet
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Why we do it, who can say?
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But it's such a festive holiday
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So let the stomping fun begin
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Bash their weasely skulls right in
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It's tradition, that makes it okay
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Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
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We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
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Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
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Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
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Weasel Stomping Day
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Hey!
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Weasel Stomping Day
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
