If god had long hair and a goatee
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And if his eyes were pretty glazed
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If he looked spaced out
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Would you buy his story
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Would you believe he had an eye infection?
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And yeah yeah god looks baked
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Yeah yeah god smells good
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
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What if god smoked cannabis?
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Hit the bong like some of us
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Drove a tie-dyed microbus
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And he subscribes to rolling stone
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If god made this place, in the beginning
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Did he plant any seeds?
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Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
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So they’d be hungry for the apple
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That the snake was always offering
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And yeah yeah god rolls great
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Yeah yeah god smells good
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
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What if god smoked cannabis?
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Do you suppose he had a buzz?
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When he made the platypus
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When he created earth our home
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Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
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And do you think he rolls his own
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Up there in heaven on the throne
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And when the saints go marching home
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Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
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What if God smoked Cannabis
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
