Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink
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Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
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Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again
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Say, what was your name anyway?
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Well we're working on the problem we'll get back to you soon
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But don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
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For a year maybe longer keep in touch
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Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day
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(Chorus)
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The check's in the mail - (Hey!) you're beautiful
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Don't ever change (you know what I mean)
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My girl will call your girl
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We'll talk, we'll do lunch
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Or leave a message on my machine
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So baby won't you sign on the dotted line
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I'm gonna make your dreams come true
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The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
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Well hey wait a minute what's the matter hold on
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You want me to fork over the loot?
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You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court
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And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
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Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine (yeah)
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So if you wanna sue me I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
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Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby
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Don't forget to read the fine print.
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(Chorus)
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Oh, trust me!
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The check's in the mail - Hey! you're beautiful
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Don't ever change (you know what I mean)
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Why don't you leave a message with my girl
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I'll have lunch with your machine
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So baby won't you sign on the dotted line
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I'm gonna make your dreams come true
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The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
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The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
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The Check's In The Mail
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Weird Al Yankovic |