Uh uh, ah uh
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Yo Jeffrey Buss it
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What are ya doin in there?
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Word em up word em up word em up
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In the place at about this time
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu bu buggin out
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Losing it all no sense
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Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man, scratch it
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Uh aw that was decent
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Now scratch it a quick joint, a quick one Jeff
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Oh yeah yeah
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We just bugging we just having some fun
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Me and Jeffrey
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He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
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Hello can anybody hear me
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You can aight that's good you can hear me
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Okay it's clear it's good okay everybody's got it
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One two
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One two and
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My rhymes have been written not to be bitten
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But as it seems, some suckers keep forgetting the rules about rappin, but that's alright
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Cause in the next five minutes I'm a have them all uptight
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Stronger than a dinosaur, better known than Santa
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Man the battles I battle, I usually win em
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In less than a minute, but it all depends
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On how long it takes you rappers to realise
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That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous
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Didn't you get my message its out of the question
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Cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy
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I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed
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If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock
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If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock
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If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
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But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry
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I'm like a lion my man, and the streets are my den
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It's either kill or be killed, so I kill
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I kill again and again and again
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Surmount the times, rappers I'll slaughter them
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I tie em up and throw them in the water
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Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened until somebody else starts rappin
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That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo or maybe like Commando, or like Lando
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Calrissian, cause you know he was down with the Force
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Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse
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Think that you can beat me rappin man you must be silly
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Man I really really really really really really
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Hate when people, doubt my ability
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And I have to prove superiority
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If rap was basketball, I would be in luck
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Cause every time I freestyle it would be a slam dunk
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Man I'm the engineer, and you're the passengers
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Taking on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre
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The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin
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And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man
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People will run, to Philadelphia Pennsylvania to all join in, to this Fresh Prince mania
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My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo
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Everywhere you go, audio and video
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A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist
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Other rappers say, yo Prince why don't you show me this
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Style now you must be trippin it ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in
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My rhyme cause it's a timebomb, I'm not kiddin
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My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
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I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol
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I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's
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I'll, drop kick a hurricane, bodyslam a tidal wave
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Walk through a tornado, or a volcano
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But I'll be okay though
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And here's some more info that you rappers should know
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You are the bombs and I will defuse you
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I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty
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There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me rappin any time or day
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Pop so much trash, man I can't wait to be face to face, and hear Jeff say sick em
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Man you're gonna be my victim
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You better duck, and pray for good luck Chuck, cause you're stuck
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You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked
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I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft
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You're runnin round like a chicken with your head cut off
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But just relax my power to the max
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And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track, Jack
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So back up, as if you got good sense
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Or feel the fury of the Prince
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And ya don't stop
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Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots
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Yo Jazzy hey Jeff I'm psyched I'm psyched
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Give em a cut Jeff
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Ooh-wee check out my dish-jockey!
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Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one
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Uh ha yeah
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Wow, ay Jeff Jeff, give em one of them fresh ones
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A fresh one Jeffrey
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No music, no music
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Woo, that was decent, that was decent
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| That's my DJ |