Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
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Hell ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine
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But then I saw that there Cantina
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I'll go in for an Orangina
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I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
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Well I walked through the door and the music stopped...dead
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All manner of man and beast were starein' at me
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Seems just one week before, their Twilex slave-girl walked out the door
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And I guess I was the next best thing they seen
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I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak
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'cause ya turn the other cheak
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But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
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Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me
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Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar
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My anus he destroyed
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And now I got me, hemeroids
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They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffe bar
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I was hit over the head by old Han Solo
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I'd have never guessed that Pirate was a homo
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I woke up next to Chewbacca
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I was smeared in Wookie Ca ca
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And what they did to my poor nipples was a no no
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I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak
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'cause ya turn the other cheak
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But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
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Well Salacious Crumb's so small ya cant detect him
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Before I knew it, he shoved himself straight in, my rectum
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And then, just to be heinous, he screamed real loud out of my anus
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Now I got a anal car alarm and I cant disconnect him
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Oh greedo Greedily grabbed his green weenie
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And he yanked that sucker till it wasn't so tee-nee
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He took me into Jabba's hut.
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He stared intently at my butt
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And then he Ooh-ta-ta'd me with his zucchini
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I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak
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'cause ya turn the other cheak
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But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
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Take it away boys!
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Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you!"
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I said "Sorry"
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He said "I don't like ya neither ya better watch yourself!"
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And then some old dude who taught Vader, chopped his arm off with his saber
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And later made for one red hot anal invader
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I was broken..on the floor beat to a stooper
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But then I was saved! there at the door was 10 stormtroopers!
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But then my hopes faded away.. I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
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And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
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I lost more than my heart in that Cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak
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'cause ya turn the other cheak
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But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man
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Cantina (BiTrektual Version)
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| Voltaire |
