Oh, the moon was full
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And the color of blood
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The night the pirates came
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To the Vampire Club
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Their leader was tall and snide and slim
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He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
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Well, he recognized a Vampire
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From his school
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And he did something that was
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Most uncool, he said,
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"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
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His name's Bernie Weinstein
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And he's in the 8th grade!"
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Fangs were flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
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The number one rule in this game:
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Never call one by his real name
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Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
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By pointy boots in a rush
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And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
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"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."
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Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
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And we all laughed and called her 'Snaggletooth!'
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And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
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And he flushed his contacts down the drain
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There was so much angst after the fight
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Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
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While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
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That used to be "Father" you-know-who!
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Fangs were flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
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The number one rule in this game:
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Never call one by his real name
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Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
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By pointy boots in a rush
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And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
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"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."
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Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
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And when we hang out it's upside down
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Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
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"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
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A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
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We'd do anything to avoid a fight
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But if you really want to see some gore and blood
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Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club
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Fangs were flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
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The number one rule in this game:
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Never call one by his real name
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Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
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By pointy boots in a rush
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And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
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"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."
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Vampire Club
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| Voltaire |
