If, while you're out in space, love
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You're horny as a targ
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Take a tip from a security chief, love
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That fat slut Tasha Yar
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She discovered the pleasures of Data
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He became her sexual pet
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'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
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He's fully functional and anatomically correct
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His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
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And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
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His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
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And cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit
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So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
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'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
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He's fully functional and anatomically correct
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He gently massages your gel packs
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While he replicates some lube
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Then he thrusts his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
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So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
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As he docks his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft
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So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
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'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
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He's fully functional and anatomically correct
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His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
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He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
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He too likes to be pleasured
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He will put you on your knees
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And if you're into disgrace
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He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze
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If you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
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'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
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He's fully functional and anatomically correct
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He's fully functional... and ripped for your pleasure...
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and anatomically correct!
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The Sexy Data Tango (BiTrektual Version)
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Voltaire |