Pick up the god dang phone
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Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday?
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With who you say?
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I wasn't at the studio
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Bitch, what you do ,screw Dre?
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You went there looking for me
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Oh, that excuse is too lame
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Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
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You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake
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Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
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You try to flip this on me?
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If I spent more time with you, you say
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Ok yeah, I'm cuckoo, hey? Well, screw you
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And I'd be the third person who screwed you today
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Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh, touché
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You were too two-faced for me
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Thought you was my number one
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True BlueAce but you ain't
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And I can see you and you make
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That little boo-boo face
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'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
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You make my fucking Bluetooth ache
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You feeling blue too late
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Go smurf yourself, you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
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Here's what you say to someone you hate
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My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead
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I was laying in bed last night thinking
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And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
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Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead
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I would feel so much, much better
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Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
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Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
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Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
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'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk 'cause that bitch drove me to drink
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I'm back on my fuck hoes
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But a whole new hatred for blondes, but bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby, come on
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Excuse the pun but bitch, you're such a broad statement
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And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on
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'Cause a woman broke my heart, I say heart 'cause you ripped it in two paarts
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And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?
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Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off
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And pick myself up off the carpet
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But I'll never say the L word again
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I la-la-la-la lesbian
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I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
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My life would be so much better if you just
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My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead
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I was laying in bed last night thinking
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And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
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Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead
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I would feel so much, much better
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'Cause you told me you love me forever
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Bitch, that was a lie
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I never wanted someone to die
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So bad in my fucking life but fuck it, there's other fish in the sea
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And I'mma have a whale of a time
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Being a single sailor for the night
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Bitch on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
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I must be the holy grailer
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Catch this hoe I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name
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I might hit the club on a chica's tail
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Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
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These bitches tryna get attached with the failer
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And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
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Like I'm itching to get hitched
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Yeah, I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shit
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I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
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Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
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But you still throw yourself at me
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That's what I call pitching a bitch
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That's why I'm swinging at these chicks on sight
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Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul
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But my dick's on strike so all that love shit is null and void
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Bitch, I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
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Oi oi oi man, oh man, you boy boy boys
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Getting sick at these girls girls girls
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Oink oink oink you fucking pigs
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All you good boys doink doink doink
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I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
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She's all 99 of them, I need a machine gun
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I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song
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And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
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And just drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after this 'cause
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My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead
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I was laying in bed last night thinking
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And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
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Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead
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I would feel so much, much better
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I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
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So Much Better
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| Eminem |
