[Biz Markie]
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Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the album
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I got my man Craig Craig in the house
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Kevin Dee from Midnite Express Crew's in the house
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Charles' brother's in the house
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Squig Love is in the house
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Cool V on the vocal, gettin me mad
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But I'm gonna lil' do a lil' somethin like this
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Check this out
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One.. two.. one, two, three
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On and on and on and on and on
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On and on and on and on and on
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On and on and on and on and on
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Non-stop rappin to the break of dawn
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I'm the Biz Mark, and I'm a sure shot
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All of a sudden, you you you you..
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I got a friend by the name of Charlie
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Charlie got a wife by the name of Dolly
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Dolly and Charlie got a son named Wally
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And Wally got a girl by the name of Polly
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Polly got a sister by the name of Molly
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Molly and Polly got a mother named Holly
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Father named Arthur, we call him Artie
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You don't understand and I'm very very sorry
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Cousin named Freida, Uncle named Skeeter
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He's married to my fine Aunt Rita
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who is the leader, of the merry cheaters
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So, I don't greet ehr cause my Uncle don't need her
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Grandma Joyce, drives a Rolls Royce
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Of the family I'm a favorite choice
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Buddy named Homer, used to be a loner
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Now he got a girl by the name of Mona
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Now that Homer's marries to Mona
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all he does all day is bone bone bone her
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Partner named Lex, get big respect
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Drivin in his black 300 Z-X
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Week after next, when Lex his get check
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me and Lex will be chillin in the X
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My girl Eleanor, went to the drugstore
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to get deoderant, I figure for sure
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Cause the one she used before made her underarms sore
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And that's why Eleanor, don't use it no more
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Her girl named Betty, who used to go with Freddie
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asked me was I ready, for us to go steady
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I told Betty, I wasn't ready
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to go steady, cause it would hurt Freddie
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A girl named Glen, she's my best friend
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Known her ever since who knows when
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And do you comprehend, the message that I send
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of family and friends of Grandpa Ben
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Like this like that like that like this
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You know the Biz Mark's on top of the list
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I rock the house and MC'sll know-a
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'Member when they had a place called Shanendoah?
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Shanendoah, and St. Noah
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Biz Markie, the def rhyme flower
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Yo I would not rely on Noah
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[?] all the [?] like an MC sewer
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Ziga-rocka-zayga, MC say a
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A different kind of rhythm of rhymin display-a
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[beatboxing] AHH AHH AHHA AHH AHH, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
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The original B-I-Z
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with the C-double-O L-V you see
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Ain't no other MC like me!
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Cause I will rock say immediately
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That's why I'm chillin in the L-I-N-D, E with the N
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with the MC street
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You will agree it's me, cause I rock a funky beat
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The, oh-riginal B, I-Z-M-A-R
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K-I with the E, are a superstar
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They are I am me, is it because I
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know how R-A-P, no, I think it's deep
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cause my DJ Cool V is a rockin
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and a guaranteed to rock and be always clockin
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So listen to the hyper, MC fifer
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Is it because, yo, I'm not the type of guy
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that know how to make a B-I-Z-M-A
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R-K-I-and you know that the rhymes fly
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Now I go on, zest and sing
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Man appointed rap king make the 'phone sing
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I'm Biz Mark, the microphone king-er
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Down to wreck your body, super-educated
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like swinger of a rap, make your hands clap
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Soon to adapt; hey - say, oh Jack
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with the rhyme of the MC time
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will agree it's me, Aries is my sign
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So is Cool V, nine-teen
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Down to wreck your body and on the scene
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We went to the fight with Foreman/Holyfield
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All of a sudden, we saw a shield
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of girls comin round with the MC sound
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will agree it's me, [?] just around
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Just listen to the S-K-V
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And ain't another MC messin with me
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Even though I got my haircut, down to wreck your body
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and make all your girls shake your butt
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Just listen don't be missin cause I won't be dissin
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on Z-100, Hot 97
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KISS and 'BLS'n I got the profession of
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[beatboxing] AHH AHH AHH, BPP, ah one, chk two and
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The lesson with the rhyme of a MC time
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will agree it's me, Aries is my sign
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I said that say once, I'm not a dunce
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It don't matter to me, nu-ance
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was a per-fume, go and consume
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is it because I'm Biz and I'm in a room
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Just [?] to my vocal, I'm not a local
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I'm Biz, yo |