[Canibus]
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Yo 6 o'clock every morning you waking up yawning
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To the sound of your alarm clock alarm
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About an hour from now
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You should be at the place of employment
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Which is annoying cause it's so boring
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Your co-workers are talking too loud for you to ignore them
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It affects your occupational performance
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You wonder why your work load is so enormous
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Because your boss just laid off three quarters of the whole office
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People get depressed, they get ulcers
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From the stress that the corporate environment causes
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Regardless of how you ultimately wanna solve this
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Seems to me like you've got one of four choices:
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You could take a new job offer for more chips
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Stick it out a little longer or forfeit
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But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
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It'll feel much better if you say it like this:
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[Biz Markie]
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
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[Canibus]
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Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
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Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
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Put your middle finger up slowly
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Put it close enough to his face so he can examine it closely
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Say I ain't workin here no more
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Who do you think you are?
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Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
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Run to the door, to the payphone
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Make a toll-free call
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Tell your spouse what happened and where you are
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So they can come and get you in the car later on
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And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
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If the unemployment line ain't that long
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You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
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Eventually, you'll get on if you try hard enough
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And you'll get money if you keep punchin your time card enough
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Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
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But if you hate it all you gotta do is get mad and tell the boss to
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[Biz Markie]
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
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[Canibus]
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Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
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The boss is favored and get placed in something spacious
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While the most hated get placed in some small cubicle spaces
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Or get thrown down in the basement, get your stapler confiscated
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You constantly waitin for a paycheck
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Twelve months passed by and you still ain't get paid yet
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Here's a optimistic motto
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If you ever late for today you could say you early for tomorrow
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Most 9 to 5's are hard
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cause the description in the job ain't no picnic in the park
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People get hired
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Drink coffee to stay wired
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So they don't get tired, sleep late, and get fired
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[Biz Markie]
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You came in late, you already ate,
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nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!??!
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[Canibus]
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Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it
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Just take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks
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[Biz Markie]
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Ah Ah ah ah ahahah ah
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I ain't workin here no more
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Take this job and shove it
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I ain't workin here no more
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Ay Ay Ay ayee ay
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I ain't workin here no more
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Canibus and the Biz
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It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
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It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
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From, from Canibus and the Biz
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Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee
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Biz Markie |