[Madrox]
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(Man, I was so drunk last night..
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I was drinking shots off this fine, young [?]
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Motherfucker, that was me)
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MONOXIDE!!
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[Monoxide]
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I’m gone, but I.. (you gone, playa)
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I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m froze
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And I wanna get me dome,
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but I can’t even take her home
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I wanna go, but my girl keep blowin’ up my phone
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I don’t give a fuck, though
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Hand me a Dixie cup and a Red Bull
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And I'mma mix it up with something special to make ya head go
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Ooo wee ooo wee, ooo wee ooo wee
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I just found a fuckin’ jar of weed in my car
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I be rollin’ it, smokin’ it ‘till I’m up in a coma
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Hopefully I’ll control the speed
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Roll the window open and get the fuck up out the way
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‘Cause I got throw up in the throat again
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I’m on a potion binge
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Please quit all “emotionin’”
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It’s fuckin’ with my focus and
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I need to see who the fuck it is I’m smokin’ with
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She’s askin’ me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin’ hit
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But I’m too gone for this
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[Chorus - All]
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Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms
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Give me molly and 'Bou Lou
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Jager Bombs and bong rips
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Vicodins and that syrup shit
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Come with us and then get undressed
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See how wasted we can get
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Come with us and then get undressed
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See how wasted we can get
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Get high, get drunk, get high,
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Get drunk, get high,
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Get WASTED!!
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Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,
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Get WASTED!!
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[Madrox]
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(Yeah..
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I ate all the shrooms and I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels..
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I can’t feel my fucking hands..)
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[Madrox]
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I got a bit of Tanqueray
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Little bit of [?]
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Put it in a cup and I fill it to the brim
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Bottom to the skies, then I do it all again
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Drink of champions, tell me who wanna [?]
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‘Cause I showed up drunk
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Got a wet bar in the back of my truck
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Crowne, [?], Crystal Head, Seagrams Gin, Boone’s Farm, [?]
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Get ya cup and shut the fuck
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We ‘bout to party up
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And sip and chug and drink
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‘Till somebody pass out or throw up
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Bubble guts, I’m [?]
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How many drinks you had tonight?
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Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight
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36 will have you super pissy looking for a fight
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And 50 will leave you holdin’ the toilet, puking for dear life
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I grip the grass so my ass don’t fall off the fuckin’ planet
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I’m drunk as ever but the plastered bitch don’t understand it
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I can’t stand to stand up
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‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunk
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Pour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cups
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Sip it slow and finish up
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Ain’t no quitter, listen up
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Party’s paused, but it’s back on
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The very second I wake up
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[Chorus - All]
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Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms
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Give me molly and 'Bou Lou
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Jager Bombs and bong rips
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Vicodins and that syrup shit
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Come with us and then get undressed
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See how wasted we can get
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Come with us and then get undressed
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See how wasted we can get
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Get high, get drunk, get high,
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Get drunk, get high,
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Get WASTED!
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Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,
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Get WASTED!
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[Jelly Roll]
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Man, I woke up still higher than fuck
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Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzz
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Get Twiztid with Twiztid
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It was ridiculous
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Went to sleep with a thick bitch
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And woke up with syphilis
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Nasty.. in every sense of the word
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Walkin’ in the waffle house about as high as a bird
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B-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might puke
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And there ain’t no tellin’ what I might do
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I’m just like you, you’re just like me
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Is he on some kind of pill?
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I just might be
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The room spinnin’, I think it’s time to go
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Give me a couple seconds, and I might blow
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[Madrox]
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(AJAX!!)
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[Ajax]
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I’m eatin’ Jerry Bears untill I’m barely there
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Tripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriere
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Me and my hash rig make a scary pair
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Stabbin’ globs on the skillet got these fairies scared
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Yeah, I’m purple hash wasted
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Met this junkie hoe Katrina
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Left the party at her man’s
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She got drunk and stole the Beamer
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I looked her in her eyes, said,
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“Get comfy.. hold the weiner”
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Then we slipped through the hood,
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Vapin’, bumpin’ Funky Cold Medina
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It’s ‘Jax, bitch
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[Madrox]
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(And it don’t stop!)
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Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms
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Give me molly and 'Bou Lou
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| Jager Bombs |
