[#THICKE]
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This song totally sucks
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[#CREEP]
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This song totally sucks
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Hey hey hey
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Hey hey hey WOO!
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Hey hey hey
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Hey hey hey WOO!
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[#NUTSHOOT]
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Come over here if you want to get raped
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(Hey girl come here)
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By a Creepy wannabe Timberlake
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Maybe I¡¯m going deaf (Hey hey hey)
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Or maybe, I¡¯m just high (Hey hey hey)
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But no means yes in my mind (Hey hey hey)
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This song totally sucks
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This song and video will make you wanna take a knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
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So overhyped it¡¯s absurd (Hey hey hey)
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Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey hey hey)
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¡°Because you are a huge perv!¡± (Hey hey hey)
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And now it¡¯s time for stupid hashtags
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[#THICKE]
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Than say my last name it¡¯s extremely lame.
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Here¡¯s what they should say
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I¡¯m a douchebag who thinks he¡¯s so smooth
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Everyone¡¯s dancing except me I¡¯m way too cool.
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I¡¯m going blind that¡¯s my excuse when
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I am accused of molesting women
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Cause I¡¯m a scumbag
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Who wrote this concept?
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Nothing happening makes any damn sense.
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There¡¯s a car on your butt.
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Now let¡¯s watch T.I. dance, like a dirty old man who just shit in his pants.
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I really want to fuck this goat.
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Now here¡¯s a crappy (Hey hey hey)
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Attempt at funny (Hey hey hey)
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What rhymes with funny?
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A lot of stuff idiot!
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What the hell¡¯s wrong with this blonde girl.
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Humping a stuffed dog?
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Could this video get any more wrong?
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Hey come here girl.
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I have a big D.
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If a guy has to say that it means it¡¯s small and diseased.
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You just got your ass served.
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Somebody please tell me
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What the hell am I doing with this vid I mean
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Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
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To brushing white chicks¡¯ hair like a total creep
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And what the hell¡¯s with Pharrell¡¯s outfit?
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He look like he from outer space in this silver shit.
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This video¡¯s wack and this song¡¯s overplayed.
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Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name!
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Robin you asshole
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I¡¯m preggo with your baby
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Even though I said no
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You knocked me up anyway
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But the lines were blurred (Hey hey hey)
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They totally weren¡¯t (Hey hey hey)
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You¡¯re just a bastard! (Hey hey hey)
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[#NUT SHOT]
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Ok, that¡¯s enough, Everyone freeze
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Who the hell is this shmuck?
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I¡¯m a hashtag cop [#BUSTED]
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This hashtag abuse is against the law [#THICKE]
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I¡¯m not kidding
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Someone turn that shit off
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I am warning you
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Stop or I will shoot
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OK, that¡¯s it dude!
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Pharrell hands up!
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What the hell did I do?
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You¡¯re under arrest.
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For what?
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For soliciting goat sex.
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Put your hands behind your head!
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Thicke, you are dead!
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Who the fuck is this dude?
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This is my daughter.
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You got her preggers!
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Time to meet my fist jerk!
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What the hell!
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Paybacks a bitch.
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[#OWNED]
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Blurred Lines Parody
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Bart Baker |