[Taylor:]
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Once upon a time, before I was insane.
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I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
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But he broke up with me,
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[Joe:]
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You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
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[Taylor:]
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So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass.
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Then, found this guy named John,
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but that was over fast.
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If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth!
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[John:]
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You're totally crazy.
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[Taylor:]
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No!
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[John:]
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Yes!
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[Taylor:]
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No!
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[John:]
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Yes!
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[Taylor:]
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Maybe...
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He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through."
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Just you wait, until I write a song about you!
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Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick,
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and was obsessed right away!
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[Jake:]
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You've sent me 1,000 messages!
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and that's just from today!!
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[Taylor:]
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Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!
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[Jake:]
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What?! But, you don't even put out
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[Taylor:]
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Stop questioning me, Jakey,
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or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!!!!!!
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[Jake:]
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WHOA! WHOA!
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Psycho, psycho, psycho!
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[Taylor:]
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Fine, go! It's good material
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Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen.
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I bought the house next door,
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to watch you constantly, and also to make sure.. You never ever cheat!
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[Connor:]
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OMG! We are done, you are scary!
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[Taylor:]
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Harry was my last, that One Direction freak.
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I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
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[Harry:]
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Someone call the police!
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You're insane we are through!
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[Taylor:]
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You're just like all the rest!
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What did I do to you?!
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So I used, my stalker app.
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To track down, all of those pricks.
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The next song I write I'll use, their blood as my ink! Hey!
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[Jake:]
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Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in!
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[Ex-Boyfriends:]
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Ahh!
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[Taylor:]
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What the hell is this?
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[Ex-Boyfriends:]
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It's a support group for all the men.
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You wrote songs about, you bitch!
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[Taylor:]
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What? I have not written about Harry yet.
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[Harry:]
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I am just planning ahead.
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[John:]
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Why are you even here anyway?
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[Taylor:]
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To finish you all off with my pen!
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[Ex-Boyfriends:]
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No, no, devil, devil, devil.
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[Taylor:]
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Oh, oh, It's true, I'm the devil!
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[Doctor:]
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OK! that's enough.
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You were right, she's nuts.
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You are coming with us.
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[Taylor:]
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Wait, what?
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Get off of me, I'm not crazy!!
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AH!
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[Ex-Boyfriends:]
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It worked!
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This was all a trick, we knew you would come.
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So, we hired this doctor.
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[Doctor:]
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You're going to an insane asylum,
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based on the behavior I observed.
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[Taylor:]
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Oh, oh, Let me go, you assholes!
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[Assholes:]
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No! No!
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[Doctor:]
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Welcome to your new home.
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[Mickey:]
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Haha, so you're crazy too, huh?
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I Knew You Were Trouble Parody
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Bart Baker |