Bring the cancer
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When you hear this in the club
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You’re gonna free shit up
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You’re gonna puke up your guts
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Because this song really sucks
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When I’m outside the club
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I’m flashin’ my muff
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I’m flashin’ my muff
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Makin’ cameras blow up
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She’s the X-Factor judge
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Whose always drugged up!
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She always also looks drunk
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Hey Lance, Simon shut up
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When I’m driving through the club
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I’m doing hit and runs
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While I’m holding my son
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Driving drunk is fun ? AHHH!
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I like to mix lyrics that are total shit
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With dance beats that are generic
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And then make futuristic videos
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That are tremendously boring and dull
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I am a total douche that is better than you
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That’s why I have this dumb hair-do
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And why I use way too much AUTO-TUNE
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You are now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch
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Product placement.
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BRING THE CANCER
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I’m a frog
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This song was written by my dog
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Why the hell do I dance like this?
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I look like a drugged up puppet!
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You dance like a white dude.
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Eh yo!
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My lyrics are so meaningless.
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My music is so horrendous. (SOMEBODY KILL ME)
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It makes Soulja Boy seem legit
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IT’s RUBBISH!
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Eh yo!
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Technology gets me so hot.
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I just had sex with this robot.
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IT WAS ROBOT RAPE I SAID STOP STOP STOP!
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Eh yo!
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Everybody can suck my cock.
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I am more important than god
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And everybody should know that:
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I’m a DoucheBag!
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When I’m on lots of drugs.
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I like to sound with tish.
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That’s why I’m talking like this.
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You’re not British Bitch.
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I’m totally nuts.
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That’s why I married K-FED
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I did a ton of Meth.
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And then I shaved my head.
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I am the worst musician of this decade
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My source will give your eardrums AIDS.
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I hit my head real hard when I was eight/here.
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That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space.
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The random crap I say:
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Is this the world
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Boom boom pow
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And Mazel tov
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Somebody needs to make this garbage stop
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You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch.
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Scream And Shout Parody
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| Bart Baker |
