Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy
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My hair was long, I had clothes on
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But now I get nude and cry
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Since the VMA’s all the people say
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I am a total skank
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Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick
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Especially the Smith’s
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I’m basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America
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All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive nipples under my tee
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We must be like Miley
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Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face
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But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage
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Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal pen1s
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I’ll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish
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I’ve been looking for this, put some god damn clothes on. You sicko!
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I’m naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale boobs and butt
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Now I’m dry humping a broken wall
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I went to Disney to twerk crazed and skanky
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I need to get therapy
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Excuse me I’m here for the p0rn
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Bend over girl let’s make this quick
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What do you mean? This is not p0rn
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Then why the hell are you naked?
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Because I’m a wannabe whore who sluts it up to get more views.
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So that means we don’t have to screw?
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“THANK GOD!”
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Excuse me!
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You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy. Sorry sweetie it’s true.
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I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video.
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OK, this has gone on way too long. You, need to get off our ? our construction site.
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How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equipment.
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And licking and humping everything she sees.
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Sorry, but I’m not leaving.
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Oh, no, now she’s twerking.
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Dear, god, just kill us now please!
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Thank’s Liam.
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Believe me, it was my pleasure.
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Wrecking Ball Parody
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| Bart Baker |
