Remember when I used to not totally suck?
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My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
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But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
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I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
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[Bridge]
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I combined art and pop and made a flop,
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Don't let your children watch this,
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it will scare the poor things shitless.
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I need attention constantly,
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[Miley Cyrus portrayed by Bart Baker] Same with me!
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[Amanda Bynes portrayed by Shane Dawson] And me!
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[Justin Bieber portrayed by Bart Baker] And me, swag! [Spits on ground]
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I've covered myself in blood,
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I've worn a meat dress,
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I've even convinced the world I had a penis.
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My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
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Instead of focusing on making good music.
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All the stuff I do is for the fame,
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like making a whole CD exploiting the gays.
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I think I’m god’s gift to the human race
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Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
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I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
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But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
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One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
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You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
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(A lot)
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I am the definition of egotistic
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She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
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I’m so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
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Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
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Everyone clap for me
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Yes that is it!
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Now you’re all under my spell I am a fame witch!
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[Backup Dancers] Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius.
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And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.
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[Gaga] Yes, it’s working.
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I’m transforming, into a true fame monster!
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Soon I will rule all the earth.
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[Male backup dancer] Hey look, isn’t that Madonna?
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[Madonna] Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
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She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
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I was the first attention whore.
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Now it’s time to end this war!
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Look at my magical jugs they’ll see you free.
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Stop giving Gaga your love.
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Save it for me.
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[Gaga] Don’t listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping.
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[Male backup dancer] Actually we’ve had enough, you’re getting boring.
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[Madonna] The whole world’s sick of you, check this headline.
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[Female backup dancer] Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
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[Madonna] Sorry Gaga, you’re through.
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[Gaga] No this can’t be!
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Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
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Oh no, what’s happening?
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Applause Parody
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| Bart Baker |
