Check out my hair, isn't it cute
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I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
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we're throwing rocks, and acting tough
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even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup
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our manager says we have to act straight,
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even though we're all gay!
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we're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks
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but secretly what we're looking for is some dick
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shut the hell up guys and get back in THE closet,
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they can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro
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snorting bath salts and jumping in place,
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look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
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get away from me you psychos I have some mace
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DAMN, it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful
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NO NO NO get lost you drugged up homos
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we're playing sports, so we seem straight
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our manager says that thats a girl wa-a-ay
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you need the gals, for record sales
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so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
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oh whats the point everyone can see it?
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its obvious we like penis!
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we are five gay british boys skipping in the waves
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all we want to do is watch magic mike all day
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lets all get into the water and masterbate
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I'm gonna think bout you
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I'm gonna think about you too
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god dammit guys please stop being gay
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ninety nine percent of your fans are straight ladies
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if they find out your queers our sales will go away
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ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night
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theres a girl, go and act like straight guys
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nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
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hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off
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but looking at you makes our penises go soft
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OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
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hey there boys it's the hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch
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and I've been watching you all this time
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I've gotta say that your all looking mighty fine
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why don't we head back to my place and have some wine?
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yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical
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NO NO NO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME!
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woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful!
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What Makes You Beautiful Parody
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Bart Baker |