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I got a nasty rash
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Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
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Front pocket
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Just found a used condom
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Guess I should've washed it
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Walkin' into the club like
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"Wait, what? I think that I'm lost"
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I'm messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop
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Wipe the dandruff with so much swag
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The people like:
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"Damn, that's a gross ass cracker"
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Wearing these used panties
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Hope you don't get a disease
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Who gives a shit?
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Got 'em with these shoes, super cheap
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Those really stink
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Said a girl sitting next to me
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You look like you're homeless
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And what is that on your jeans?
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Jizzzz
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But hey, pretty sure it's aids free
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They had a bloody sweater
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I bought a bloody sweater
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Since I've been wearing it
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My stomach is starting to hurt
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Hello, hello my shin's turning yellow
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Oh, thats the hepatitis
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It comes with all of the clothes
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Now I'm feeling real sick
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Gonna puke on my toes
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The sneakers head will be like:
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"AH! Not on the Velcros!"
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I don't know where I am
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Does someone knows how to get to Mc Donalds?
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I got lost, now I'm in the thrift shop
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This is fucking awful
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I can help you with that
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I just found a big mac in my back pocket
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Oh needle, I also found a needle
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This tastes fucking awful
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What you know about having a really bad hair-do?
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What you know about getting cramps from my hat, dude?
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I'm diggin', I'm diggin'
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I'm searchin' right through this dumpster
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This dead cat would go perfect with my shirt!
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Thank your grandad for donating his old dirty dentures
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Even though my mouth really hurts
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Are you okay, man?
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I think you should see a doctor
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Nah, I'll be fine
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I don't need no god damn doctor
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My hands are turning black
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I can't feel my nut sack
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I got gonorrhea and the clap
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Oh man, it stings like a mothafucka
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I think the bugs are biting in this mothafucka
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Okay, honestly dude
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Stop saying mothafucka!
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I just lost all my feelings in my legs now
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I can't walk so I'm crawlin' on the damn ground
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Stop playing saxophone
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And help me get back up so I can go back to the club and show off my clothes
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Dude, you're bleeding from your nose!
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Your mouth is full of foam!
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I don't care man, let's go!
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Macklemore looks like ass
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I think he needs a thrift shop intervention
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He is green and he is seizuring
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We need to talk to him
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We think you need rehab
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This is getting real bad
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Stop buying diseased clothes
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From the thrift shop down the road
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But they're incredible
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And they blahblahblah
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He needs a hospital!
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Lets take him, it's down the road
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Where my arms and legs go?!
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We cut off all your limbs
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They were infected from the gross clothes you bought
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You almost died
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You're lucky to be alive
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Yo, where's the nearest thrift shop?
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You know, there's actually one right down the road
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Dude, thanks man
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Hella dope parody by the way
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Dude was that Macklemore?
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Thrift Shop Parody
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