[DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST]
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Though Dethklok hasn¡¯t performed in a very long while.
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A big show is coming up which will be just in time
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because people around the world have been very concerned
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about the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world.
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He hasn¡¯t been seen in public, where could he be?
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The band released a statement:
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[CFO]
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He¡¯s fine don¡¯t worry about Toki.
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[DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST]
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Well he¡¯s okay and we¡¯ll see when they play.
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That¡¯s the Dethklok minute. Have a great day.
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[FANS]
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He¡¯s been out of the public eye.
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We¡¯re worried we¡¯ll be denied.
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One fifth of our favorite band.
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We¡¯re the power. We¡¯re the fans.
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We want answers. Where¡¯s Toki? Where¡¯s Toki?
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We want answers. Where is the man?
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[FANS (CONT¡¯D)]
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We¡¯re going online we¡¯re gonna get to the bottom of this.
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Going online gunna get to the bottom of this.
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[FAT FAN]
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I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt
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that he can¡¯t play guitar because he got too fat.
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[WEIRD FACE FAN]
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I heard Toki¡¯s at a rehab place
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because he did so many drugs that
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he melted his face.
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[FAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD]
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I heard he¡¯s getting plastic surgery done.
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They¡¯re putting in horns and cleaving his tongue.
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[BALD FAN]
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I heard he¡¯s gone cause his hair went away.
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They¡¯re putting in transplants now he¡¯s totally gay.
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[FANS 1]
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You¡¯re gay!
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[FANS 2]
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You¡¯re gay!
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[FANS 1]
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You¡¯re gay!
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[FANS 2]
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You¡¯re gay!
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[MAGNUS]
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You are all wrong you don¡¯t know the whole story.
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Toki¡¯s been kidnapped with the girl by some men.
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Oh Dethklok could save them but they can¡¯t be bothered.
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These cowards may never see their Toki again!
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Dethklok doesn¡¯t care about their best friends.
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They could be responsible for their death!
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[NATHAN]
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It¡¯s good to be here tonight!
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Lemme hear ya!
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[CROWD]
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[screams]
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[NATHAN]
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And on rhythm guitar Mr Toki Wartooth!!
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[Hologram of Toki is glitching and fans see there is no Toki]
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[CROWD]
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Boooo!!!
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[FANS]
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We want Toki back! [8x]
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[NATHAN]
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Oh my god they¡¯re leaving the show.
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[PICKLES]
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We don¡¯t want our fans to go!
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[NATHAN]
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I think I know what I must do...
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People of the world I want you to know.
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Toki! We¡¯re coming to save you!
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The Fans Are Chatting
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Dethklok |