[PICKLES]
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Magnus has been kicked out of the band.
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I think the four of us understand
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that we gotta make a record.
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Gotta make it great.
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It¡¯s our very first one. It must annihilate.
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Since we fired the man we are short one artist.
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We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist.
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But he¡¯s gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe.
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He¡¯s gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok.
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[SKWISGAAR]
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I disagrees for you sees we don¡¯t needs nobody else.
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Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands.
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Yes indeeds. Ain¡¯ts nobodys goods as me.
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Can match my speed. And conquers me.
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[PICKLES]
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Look at all these hopeful auditioners.
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Oh they came from so far away.
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But if you show them you are the best then
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YES you may have your way.
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If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe.
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then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece
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and you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK.
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[SKWISGAAR]
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Alright.
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[Skwisgaar begins playing. The auditioning guitarist don¡¯t even get a chance to play. They shoot through the roof, blow up, get sucked out of the window. Their guitars explode.]
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[SKWISGAAR]
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Shred its now. Your goings down.
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Takes ones more. This ams a war!
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Shred its now. Your goings down.
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Goings down. Yeah!
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I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and
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I¡¯ve proven to dis world that we don¡¯t need nobody.
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We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed.
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[DETHKLOK]
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You have been bested by the master.
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Bow before your glowing guitar god.
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[NATHAN]
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Someone keeps on knocking.
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Someone¡¯s at the door.
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Let them in right now.
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Appears to be one more.
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[TOKI]
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Hellos. I¡¯m sorrys.
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I got lost alongs the way.
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My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway.
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I¡¯m so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today.
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But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow
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because I have this feeling.
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Something tells me
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this was meant to be.
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Do you feel this electricity?
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Gives me this chance.
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[SKWISGAAR]
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Alrights. You seem so nice.
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It¡¯s a shames you must go downs this way.
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Some Time Ago...
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Dethklok |