Mustache? No.
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Sideburns? No.
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Goatee? Maybe.
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Beard? BEARD!
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Do you feel alone?
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Do you feel neglected?
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Not doin' too well with the ladies?
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Well I got the solution for you!
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Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD!
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Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD!
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Are you lonely and sad? GROW A BEARD!
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Wanna look good in plad? GROW A BEARD!
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Are you workin' out? GROW A BEARD!
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Did your car break down? GROW A BEARD!
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Ice caps melting? GROW A BEARD!
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Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call
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but the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger?
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...
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GROW A BEARD!
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Grow the beard!
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Feed the beard!
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Brush the beard!
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Manscape the beard!
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Stroke the beard!
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Love the beard!
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Fear the beard!
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Obey the beard!
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Obey the beard!
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(Obey the beard!)
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Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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"Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard! It's just so... beard!"
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Impress your date, WITH YOUR BEARD!
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Eat a steak, WITH A BEARD!
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Chop down trees, WITH A BEARD!
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Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD!
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Catch a fish, WITH A BEARD!
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Roundhouse kick, WITH A BEARD!
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Troll the net, WITH A BEARD!
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Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, BEARD!
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Drive a truck, WITH A BEARD!
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Try your luck, WITH A BEARD!
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Arm wrestle, WITH A BEARD!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD!
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Pet your doggie, WITH A BEARD!
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I pledge allegiance to the beard!
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Can't grow a beard? Then buy a beard!
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Do you have a beard? Then GROW MORE BEARD!
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"You need to shave this thing!"
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SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD!
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Defend the beard!
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Drink to the beard!
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'Cause beards are good...
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AND SCRUFF!
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(Obey the beard!)
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Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
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I was so empty and lost inside
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'til I grew you ('til I grew you)
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I put my faith in my facial hair
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to get me through
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Well I can defy the odds again and again
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with you on my chin (you on my chin)
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With every moment you grow closer and closer
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to my heart
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"Sigh... I love you beard."
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"If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?"
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"Huh..."
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"Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard, for bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part?"
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"I beard!"
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(Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!)
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Abe Lincoln had a beard
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ZZ Top, epic beards!
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Dimebag Darrell, metal beard!
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Chuck Norris, kick ass beard!
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Number one, make it beard!
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Chewbacca, is a beard!
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Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
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God... HAS A BEARD!
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Obey the beard!
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Obey the beard!
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Obey the beard!
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OBEY... THE... BEARD!
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Obey The Beard
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