Now I'm not, I repeat not anyway a prude
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But the sight of two people cavorting on stage
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Doing what can only be termed a natural act
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Is unless you wear a raincoat only good for a laugh
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As a rule, I never smoke while on duty
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It just isn't on do I make myself clear
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Though at times if there nobody's looking I will
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I mean, life's too short and if I didn't smoke I bet
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What with the luck that I have
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I'd probably die of warty and, that would be that
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Who would have thought it was humanly possible
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To mate an elephant with a kangaroo
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Well as my dear old mother once said in a rage
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"Next thing you know they'll have pigs an the stage"
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Whoever said blue skies were better than red
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Must have been talking from out of his hat
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I mean whose ever heard of a blue sky at night
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Don't like waiting or suffocating
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In over crowded tubes
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But I like good wine with my dinner don't you
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Yes we do
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As A Rule
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Gilbert O'Sullivan |