When Jason was at the table
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I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
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Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
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Because he was totally texting me all night last night
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and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
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Sooo... like what do you think?
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Did you think that girl was pretty?
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How did that girl even get in here?
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Did you see her?
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She's so short and that dress is so tacky
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Who wears cheetah?
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It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
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After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
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I really need one
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But first,
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LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
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[Beat Drops]
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Can you guys help me pick a filter?
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I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
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I wanna look tan
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What should my caption be?
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I want it to be clever
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How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
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I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
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Do you think I should take it down?
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LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
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[Beat Drops]
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Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
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What a creep
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Is that guy sleeping over there?
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Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
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That's so ratchet
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That girl is such a fake model
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She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
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Who goes out on Mondays?
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OK, let's go take some shots
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Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
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Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
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Let's go dance
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There's no vodka at this table
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Do you know anyone else here?
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Oh my god, Jason just texted me
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Should I go home with him?
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I guess I took a good selfie
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[Selfie on repeat]
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LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
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#SELFIE
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| The Chainsmokers |
