Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
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Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
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They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
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Yum, yum
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They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
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When I signed up I was ready to go
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But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
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Damn if they didn't make me wait too long
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I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Too drunk to karaoke
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If you keep on drinking you're gonna be
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Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
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All the pretty girls kept egging me on
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Well, I should've kept my flip flops glued to the chair
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But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Too drunk to karaoke
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You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
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You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
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But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
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You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Too drunk to karaoke
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If you ask me, hell, I killed that song
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When I looked around, everybody was gone
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Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
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They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
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'You're too drunk to karaoke'
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That's what they told me
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'You're too drunk to karaoke'
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How can that be?
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You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
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You just have to be a legend in your own mind
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Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key
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Just prove that theory of drunketivity
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Too drunk to karaoke
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Look at me
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You're too drunk to karaoke
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Just like me
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Too drunk to karaoke
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That's what I'm talking about
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Toby Keith Too Drunk to Karaoke
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| Jimmy Buffett |
