Hi and howdy doody
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I'm the union man
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You can call me Rudy
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Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?
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You know I'm pleased to meet ya
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Been tryin' all day to reach ya
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The union's here to help everyone of you
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Rock 'n Roll stars
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Rock 'n Roll stars
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You always know we care so much
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About the way they treat ya
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They say they got a lot of reasons every day...
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Just to get
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A chance to meet ya
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To check and see
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No wrong been done
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That's one good reason
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I carry a gun
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I hope the bulge
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Don't bum you out
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Wanna get a good look?
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Let me pull it right out!
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Let me pull it right out!
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Let me pull it right out!
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Let me whip it right out!
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Rudy!
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Hi and howdy doody
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I'm the union man
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You can call me Rudy
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Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?
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You know I'm pleased to meet ya
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Been tryin all day to reach ya
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The union's here to help everyone of you
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Rock 'n Roll stars
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Welcome to Chicago
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Welcome to L.A.
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Welcome to our local here
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You'll always hear me say
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The work is here; It's a couple a bucks
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I'm sure you're glad to pay
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Whip it out, here is your receipt
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Now I'll go away
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Now I'll go away
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Now I'll go away
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Now I'll go away
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Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
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Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
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Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah
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Poo-aah...
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Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa |