(Nelson Riddle/FZ)
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[includes a quote from Hawaii Five-0 (Stevens)]
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[Monologue by Ike Willis
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Civic Center, Providence
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March 16, 1988]
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Rico! Youngblood! Wake up!
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Prohibition is over, but the country's still a mess!
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They need us out there!
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We've got some cleaning up to do - especially when it comes to
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THIS GUY...
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Get those sport coats on with the big lapels...
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They're back - they're fashionable again!
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Okay - let's look at some mug-sheets
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of the suspects from the 80's...
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ADMIRAL POINDEXTER! Get back on Felix The Cat where you belong!
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Get the damn pipe out of your mouth!
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You're history, you're gone!
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OLIVER NORTH! No "Secret Government" for you, buddy!
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You're over! you're trough!
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BILL CASEY! You're dead!
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(I mean that...)
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BUSH! You're still a wimp - I'm sorry - You're history!
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DEAVER! NOFZIGER! You're crooks! Book 'em Dan-o! Dan-o? How'd he get in the show? Get outta here!
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REAGAN! You're asleep! Wake up! The country's in a mess!
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You're anyway out in the way, buddy
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You're history - you're meat - you're through!
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You're vapor - you're baloney without the mayo, buddy!
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You're outta here - In fact, it's Robin Leach instead!
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"I don't know why... "
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Hey, fellas - take me to the bridge! I want it now!
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Rico! Youngblood! Let's get outta here! It's all over!
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THE UNTOUCHABLES!
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FZ: And The Untouchables are: Ike Willis...
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Ike: Thank you!
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FZ: Mike Keneally...
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Ike: History!
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FZ: Walt Fowler, Bruce Fowler, Paul Carman, Albert Wing, Kurt McGettrick, Chad Wackerman, Ed Mann, Robert Martin, Scott Thunes, Eric Buxton... Thanks for coming to the show, and good night!
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The Untouchables
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Frank Zappa |