[Fillmore East, June 1971]
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[includes quotes from The Untouchables (Riddle), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (Steffe/Howe) and Strawberry Fields Forever (Lennon/McCartney)]
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[Frauenthal Auditorium, Muskegon, Michigan
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March 1, 1988
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Auditorium Theatre, Chicago
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March 4, 1988]
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What's a girl like you
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Doin' in a Motel like this?
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"I left my place after midnight,
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When I first got the call...
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The escort service I work for
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Said you wanted it ALL!"
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Well, you came to the right place - this is it!
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I got the most sanctified johnson in all Louisiana!
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No shit!
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"How true that is!"
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How true, indeed, Llama!
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"The other whores at the service said
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You helped fulfill their need!
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I like to get right down...
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Do you like to get right down too?"
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Well, what did you have in mind?
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"Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon
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By hypocritical TV preachers
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With close ties to the Republican Party,
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While Ed Meese wipes his ass
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On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'...
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That is I think I know tune in
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But it's all wrong
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That is I think I disagree
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'I don't think so -
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I can't remember -
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I just couldn't ever do that -'"
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Gets me so hot I could scream:
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'I don't think so: can't remember who...
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Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to... '
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Hey, your escort service has always been far-out 'n groovy -
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Ever been to the Texas Motel?
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Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn!
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Magic Jesus by the bed,
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Wall mounted TV screen,
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My church plugged into the gravy train,
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And Reagan keeps me clean!
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What kind of girl?
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What kind of girl would suck his rod?
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What kind of girl?
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What kind of girl would suck his rod?
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(A lazy prostitute!)
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We wouldn't blow you just because you know "GOD"!
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What kind of girl?
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What kind of girl would suck his rod?
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This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY
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Spoo all over her lap -
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She wants an ignorant Cracker TV Evangelist
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Who's reciting all that crap...
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What Kind Of Girl?
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Frank Zappa |