Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Okay, fine...
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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In a clothing store
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Okay, fine...
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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In a clothing store
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Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
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Like-TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
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Enchino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
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There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
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And like all these like really great shoe stores
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I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
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I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stufl
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It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
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Super-super nice...
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It's like so BITCHEN..,
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On Ventura, there she goes
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She just bought some bitchen clothes
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Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
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She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there
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Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
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I go, oh RIGHT...
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Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY
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Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...
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I'm sure! NO WAY'
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He was like freaking me out...
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He called me a BEASTIE...
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That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
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He goes like BAG YOUR FACE'
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I'm sure!
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Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Okay. fine...
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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So sweet 'n pure
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Okay, fine...
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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So sweet'n pure
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It's really sad (Valley Girl)
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Like my English teacher
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He's like... (Valley Girl)
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He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
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We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
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I am SO SURE
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He's like so GROSS
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He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
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And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
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It's like totally disgusting
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I'm like so sure
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It's like BARF ME OUT...
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Gag me with a spoon!
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Last idea to cross her mind
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Had something to do with where to find
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A pair of jeans to fit her butt
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And where to get her toenails cut
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So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
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And I wanted like to get my toenails done
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And the lady like goes., oh my God, your toenails
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Are like so GRODY
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It was like really embarassing
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She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
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I'm like sure...
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She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know.
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I was like really embarassed...
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Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Valley Girl
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She's a Valley Girl
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Okay, fine
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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And there is no cure
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Okay, fine
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Fer sure, fer sure
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She's a Valley Girl
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And there is no cure
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Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
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She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
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CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
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I am sure
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That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
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BARF OUT' (Valley Girl)
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OH MY GOD (Valley Girl
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Hi!
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Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
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My name?
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My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
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Uh-huh
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That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
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Uh-huh.
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I know (Valley Girl)
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It's like...
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I do not talk funny...
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I'm sure (Valley Girl)
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Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
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I am a VAL, I know
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But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl)
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So like, I don't know
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I'm like freaking out totally
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Oh my God!
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Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
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I'm getting my braces off, y'know
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But I have to wear a retainer
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That's going to be really like a total bummer
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I'm freaking out
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I'm SURE
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Like those things that like stick in your mouth
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They're so gross..
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You like get saliva all over them
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But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, ?know
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So you can see my smile
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It'll be like really cool
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Except my like my teeth are like too small
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But NO BIGGIE..
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It's so AWESOME
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It's like TUBULAR, y'know
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Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
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It's just like
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I don't know
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You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
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Like 隙?MAN and like, I don't know
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Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
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It's like so GROSS...
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Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
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And its like, it's like somebody e/ses food, y'know
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It's like GRODY...
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GRODY TO THE MAX
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I'm sure
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It's like really nauseating
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Like BARF OUT
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GAG ME WITH A SPOON
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GROSS
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I am SURE
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TOTALLY.
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Valley Girl
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