[Chuck Wild broadway piano]
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Evil Prince:
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(mammified fake-Broadway singing)
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What is happenin' to me!
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An' also to de ol' zom-BIE
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I used tum know?
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Of c'ose dey
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Once was so spectaculuhhh!
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Now we be
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Talkin' de vernaculuhhh!
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Dis a strange kind o' reactium
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To de pig we et befo'!
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I's immune to de Re-ZEASE, I s'pose
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Fum suckin' up de greeze
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Fum de DUO-DEENUM dribblin's
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Outa de pig befo'!
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I can laugh 'n rub my chin
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When MY re-ZEASE come rollin' in,
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It's jes' like catchin' a second win'!
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I feel so gay-y-y-y-y-y!
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Some mights refer to me as SCUM,
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'Cause where dey all be comin' from
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(When de GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH rushin' down de plain)
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Is underneef some ragg'dy dirt
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In de suburbean out-skirt
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Of ol' Manhattin',
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Traffick pattin'
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Near de GAY WHITE WAY!
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I gets clammy, sayin' 'MAMMY'
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I gets chills all up my spine!
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I gets wistful,
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Wit a fistful
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Of ve-NE-she-um bline!
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Jes' like tuggin' on de heart-strings!
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Jes' like dem lil' ol' fallin' apart things,
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Jes' like whatevuh dat is rotten, YESSIR!
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We has sho'ly has not fo-gotten
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HOW T'PRETEND TO SING!
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Now, deys hope,
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We ain't gwine die!
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Only de suckers forced t'buy
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Dem 'spensive tickets we be sellin' at de do'!
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Now we got BROADWAY ZOMBIE MAMMYS!
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We gots an' UGLY, UGLY O'PHAN ANNIE!
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An' de traditium will go on, 'n on, 'n on
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I loves t'see de, see de ZOMBIE fly! YESSIR!
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It sorta makes ya, makes ya wanna cry!
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'Cause we is BROADWAY!
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We's EXPENSIVE,
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An' we can't,
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I said we CAN'T...
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CAN'T... NEVER
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DIE!
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CAN'T... NEVER
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DIE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
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Yessir!
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You're too kind!
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Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
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Frank Zappa |