THQ
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And there was a war in heaven
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Where demon fought against angel
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And angel fought against demon
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In an epic pillow fight
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That lasted all night
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Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
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And they need it more than most
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Honestly probably wouldn't help
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Block a demon axe
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Angel bumble bee stressed out
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Axe gets pressed out
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Angel takes the rest out
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Golden armour sucks
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The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
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But its not high enough
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Death's lack of a mouth
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Led to depression
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And he has a lot of pent up aggression
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Demon take their mouths for granted
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Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
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Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
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Giant robot demon smack
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Cut the robot blood is black
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Robot pushed the hero back
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Ready for the big attack
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Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
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But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
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At least it gets shaded
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Is that a cloud? No
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Launch in slow-mo
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Main guy and some tree trunks
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Travel from left to right
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Hit a wall! Stop!
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You got a boss to fight
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Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
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You're screwed
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Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
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And if he had a mouth
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He'd be screaming
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But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
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Pent up aggression out on.
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He starts to now run
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With his underground undead horsey
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Who glows green with love
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Dive onto saddle.
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Ride into battle.
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Horsey looks mad-dle
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He has horns that'll
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Impale all the demons
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Kill them while he runs
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They'll kill everyone
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Even the trees aren't safe
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The killing has begun
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1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
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Make it rain bones
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Fall like the DOW Jones
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That joke took me hours to write
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Try to hide the green light below,
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Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
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And jump
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Use your throw hand
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Which also glows he must have suspicion
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You'll probably fail this stealth mission
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Who cares your freakin' Death
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Kill everyone
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If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
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Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
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Your wings are pointless
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But that scythe is overpowered
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Death should be nerf'd
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Boss shakes the Earth
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Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
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Now they're even
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Except one has a mouth
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Show off.
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Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
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Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
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Death lives
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Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer
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Toby Turner |