Schools out, Christmas break
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Home for the holiday's meatloaf and fruitcake
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Off to grandmas, it's so boring
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Screaming kids and grandpa's snoring
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My aunt Margaret's lost her mind
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She's trippin?on a train set, have another box of wine
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It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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Uncle Richard he's a weirdo
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Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo
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My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
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Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
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My brother's wife is really hot
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She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught
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It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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We haven't even opened our presents yet but now it's time to start
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So I'll fake a smile 멵ause its going back to Wal-Mart
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It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry frickin?Christmas
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Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas
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