Come have a drink up at Ridgeway
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Next to Classic Cuts
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This is Newport
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We ain't even got a Pizza Hut
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Newport, down the M4 motorway
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Famous for cheese and chips
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Not Craig Bellamy
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I catch you in the kitchen
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And hey presto
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I'm gonna melt you if you've never been to Chepstow
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We had 6 nightclubs, but most closed down
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Visit Newport, It's still a punk town
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Get on the dancefloor
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Mind the smoking ban
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You won't see Charlotte Church, or Gavin Henson
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Big up to Paul Flynn, not the Welsh Assembly
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That's in Cardiff so it don't mean shit to me
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Shirley Bassey, she's just like the Queen
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Not from Newport, and probably never been
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See me up Baileys on Tuesday for the quiz
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But you won't know because the truth is...
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You're not from Newport
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You've probably never been there either,
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I bet you a fiver
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Your not from Newport
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You've probably never heard of Pillgwennly,?
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Or been to Lliswerry
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Your missus is a nutter
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She's got curly teeth and she walks with a stutter
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If you wanna know, about our little town
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Pay money at the Severn Bridge and come on down
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Ride around all day on the Newport bus
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On the X15 and read the Argus
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We got a sports village and a velodrome
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6 drive through Mcdonalds for your journey home
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From Newport Stadium to Rodney Parade
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The Premier Inn where you probably stayed
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Don't have a Debnhams but we got T K Maxx
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Once you've had Port, you never goes backs
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So if you want cheese on your chips
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medieval ships, see mattresses in skips
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Then comes take a trips
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Visit John Frost square
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You knows I'll see you there
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But people might stare because
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You're not from Newport
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You've probably never been there either,
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I bet you a fiver
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You're not from Newport
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You've probably never heard of Pillgwennly,?
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Or been to Lliswerry
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Newport State Of Mind (You're Not From Newport)
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Goldie Lookin' Chain |