I almost didn't make it,
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Boys, I risk life and limb.
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It was plain to see that my wife
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Was in that honey-do mood again.
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Well buddy, that ain't nothing.
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I barely made it out the door.
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She was prayin' and a-cussin',
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Like she was 'bout to wage a holy war.
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Mine got so mad, she was bitin' her lip.
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She turned her head and I gave her the slip.
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Now we're all in the same boat,
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Pass me a beer and a fishing pole.
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Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down.
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We're really livin' the high life,
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[?] and blue skies.
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We left all our worries back in town.
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We're all in the same boat now.
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Did you see the one I just missed?
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Hey I bet he weighed six pounds.
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And by the way I thought you said you wore
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The breeches in your house.
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She don't run my life,
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I do as I please.
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And that minnow you couldn't seem to land
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Didn't look that big to me.
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You boys are good actin' tellin' them tales
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But truth be known, we know damn well
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That we're all in the same boat,
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Pass me a beer and tell a good joke.
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Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down.
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We're really livin' the high life,
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[?] and blue skies.
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We left all our worries back in town.
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We're all in the same boat now.
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It's time to go and your hands are shaking,
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Don't think I didn't see your knees are waking.
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We're gonna need some luck cause we all know
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That we're all in the same boat.
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All in the same boat,
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Pass me a peppermint and go slow.
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We'll be lucky if the women ain't locked us out.
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And we're all in the same boat now.
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All In The Same Boat
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Joe Diffie |