[Tampon Swift (Taylor Swift):]
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This song is all about Katy
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Because that dumb bitch betrayed me
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[Katy Perry:]
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Taylor you psycho don't blame me
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For the fact you're freaking crazy
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[Losin Da Cred (Kendrick Lamar):]
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To tell the truth I'd rather be back
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On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (crackheads crack)
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Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track (lame pop track)
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About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay that's whack
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[Tampon Swift:]
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I had three great back-up dancers
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Who danced on my tour
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Then Katy stole all them
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God I hate that bitch screw her!
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[Losin Da Cred:]
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You sound like a baby
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That's not a big deal
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Plus Katy didn't steal she just offered them a job
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Tay that's for real
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[Tampon Swift:]
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I've run out of men
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To write about so it is
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Katy's turn!
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[Enema:]
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Hey why is this song called "Bad Blood"?
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[Cat-P:]
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Because Taylor's on her period
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[Tampon Swift:]
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Stop discussing my mensuration
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Or I'll shoot you both with my gun! (Hey!)
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I'm so sensitive
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'Cause it's always my period
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That's why I named my last album "Red"
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And why I can't keep a boyfriend! (Hey!)
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The original
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Version of this song sucked so
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I got Kendrick
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This video it kinda blows
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It's just a bunch of cameos
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I made all my famous friends pose
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To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!)
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This song and vid represents
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Strong female empowerment
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[Losin Da Cred:]
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That's BS it is so evident
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You only put this catty song out to get revenge
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[Tampon Swift:]
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I'm a feminist--
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[Losin Da Cred:]
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Please trick
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Feminists do not dis chicks
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[Tampon Swift:]
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Okay, fine, Kendrick, I'll admit it
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(Hoo)
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[Tampon & Losin:]
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I want to kill that--
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[Tampon Swift:]
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Dark Horse bitch!
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Katy, me and my famous friends
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Are gonna kick your fat rear end
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[Katy Perry:]
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Hey Taylor John Mayer said
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That you're like a dead fish in bed!
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[Tampon Swift:]
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Bitch you got no class
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And now I'm gonna murder your ass
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[Katy Perry:]
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You skinny skank don't make me laugh
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Okay, sharks lets take out the trash!
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Haha!
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[Tampon Swift:]
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Oh my god, my peroid. It stopped.
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It's-it's finally over
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Katy, I'm so sorry. Can we just put all this behond us and be friends again?
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[Katy Perry:]
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Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do, but I have some news for you.
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My peroid just started!!
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Bad Blood Parody
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Bart Baker |