They're amazing don't you think
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So incredibly talented
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So many hits on YouTube
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So many things to live up to
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They're amazing don't you think
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My two older brothers
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They've had a wonderful career
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But I was never asked to join them
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Oh God how can it be
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Those assholes did not ask me
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I will never be a star
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I will never ever do a concert
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Never perform with an audience
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I'll never stand alone on stage
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I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
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Guess I would fuck it up anyway
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I will never be a star
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I have some tricks up my sleeve
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How I wish that I can show them
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I spin a pen around my thumb
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And then I grab it with my index
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I want to show it
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But I know I can't
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Cause the live audience
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Gives me nerves here I stand
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I tremble I sweat
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Shivers run down my spine
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As I stretch out my arm and prepare
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That's why I'll never be a star
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I wouldn't know
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how to move my body
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I would be stiff as a traffic light
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I will never be a star
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I wouldn't know how to top
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the With lots of smoke
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going everywhere
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Ok listen up everyone
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I know you enjoyed my pen trick
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And it's real easy
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you can learn it too
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Just go to YouTube
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and search for pen trick
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That's what I did
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I will never be a star
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You better believe it
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Cause I mean it
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I will never be
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I will never be a star
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I Will Never Be A Star
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Ylvis |