[Verse 1]
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I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
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You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
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She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque
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Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck
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She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps
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She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump
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She's a hot little momma and she works every day
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If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays
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She's at the...
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[Chorus]
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(Bristol Hotel) Room 515
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(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
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[Verse 2]
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I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be
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Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
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Every red light she'll come over to your ride
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Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside
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The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing
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And her meat tastes better than Burger King
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Japanese executives in three-piece suits
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Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
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The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots
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He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...
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[Repeat chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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Party people check the story cos the story is ill
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It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
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They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
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Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
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The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
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"Never ever rush, that's the golden rule
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I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life
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A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"
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(The...)
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[Repeat chorus]
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[Verse 4]
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You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
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And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line
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She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
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Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
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You say "What the heck", because you already paid
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Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
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Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
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Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions
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At the...
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[Repeat chorus]
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(The Bristol Hotel) [till fade]
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The Bristol Hotel
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L.L. Cool J |