[Voice Talking:] Yeah, but you know people are scared to have conversations
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like this and that's...and that's what it boils down to.
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When you see a guy you already know whether not you want to fuck him,
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don't you?
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[Girl:] Yep
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[Voice Talking:] Guaranteed
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[Girl:] Yep
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Alright we are gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight
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See a fly skinny on the avenue
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My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew
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Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
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And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get laid
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Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
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She walked to me and at that my knees got weak
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Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
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To get this freak and co-wax the booty
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Wax that booty
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Co-wax the booty
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Freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty
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Wax that booty
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Co-wax the booty
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I gotta freak freak so I am gonna wax her booty
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Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
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When the freak cut in and started telling of the times
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She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
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And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis
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Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
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So without delay I began to undress her
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Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
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She said yes so I grabbed them titties
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Next was the test to see if she was high rank
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I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
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She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
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So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
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Headed fo her coochie
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Grease it down real good
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Headed for her coochie
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Dang that's good
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Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see
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If this girl had any types of signs of VD
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She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
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And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
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Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt
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You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up
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Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
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And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover
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Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
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Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin
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But she was lovin it all with her back in a arch
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I busted my nut and she started to bark
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Arf...Arf...Arf
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Uhhhhhhh
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Arf...Arf...Arf
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Uhhhhhhh
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Arf...Arf...Arf
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Na na bop but nop but
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Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
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I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
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Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
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Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky
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And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
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The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
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I started trippin cause this was something I've never seen
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The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend
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And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
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She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
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Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
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In my opinion she was plain nasty
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But never the less I completed my duty
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I got this freak and co-waxed the booty
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Wax that booty
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Co-wax the booty
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I got the freak and I waxed her booty
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I love the booty, you love the booty
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Hey freak come here and let me wax your booty
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Too short don't stop
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Too short don't stop
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Too short don't stop the beat
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Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch
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Biiiiiiiitch
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Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
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This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it
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And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
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Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny
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Cause this is booty night non stop
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With the number one wax and me Kid Rock
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So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm
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I am gonna think that you are waxin with Rosie Palm
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I mean really how could you be so dumb
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Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some
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Man, just don't be a wussy
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And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of pussy
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But to get it you have to realize
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don't brag to the freak about your dick size
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Man, that's not the way to win it
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Cause it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it
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Wax that booty
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Co-wax the booty
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Freaky freaky freak w |