Looked in my laptop what did I see
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A flashing message said today therapy
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Rather walk through fire
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Than converse with my shrink
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But I'm getting better
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That's what some people think
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Talk about denial
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And dysfunctional things
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Head's like a bell somedays
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It dongs and it dings
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My brain playing tricks on me
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It likes to shift gears
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Spend lots of money
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But I'm tackling my fears
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Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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These are the things that terrify me the most
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No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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Had a dream last night
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Took a time traveling ride
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Back to my childhood
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Where those monsters reside
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They snack on innocence
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And dine on self-esteem
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But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
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Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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These are the things that terrify me the most
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No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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I was never ever frightened
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By the murderer on our block
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He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
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The neighborhood is still in shock
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La, la, la, la, la...
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So many dragons lurking out in the fog
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So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
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It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
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I need protection from the things in my head
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Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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These are the things that terrify me the most
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No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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Vampires, Mummies And The Holy Ghost
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Jimmy Buffett |