[1st verse:]
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Hiram Perkins sittin' by the fire
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Talking to his wife
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Hollered out, "Now look-a here, Maria
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A farmer's life was never meant for our son
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The boy is almost twenty-one
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I've been closely watching him of late
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And something's gotta be done"
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[Refrain:]
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He's getting too darn big for a small town
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He ought to be in New York
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He has seen a champagne cork
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He's even eating with his fork
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He knows at least a dozen of "troopers"
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He's got a tie from Siegel and Cooper's
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And his name stamped on the inside of his hat
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Think-a that, think-a that!
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Down there on Broadway is the place where he belongs
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He knows "Bedelia" and the other latest songs
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He's got a watch with an open crystal
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And a walking cane with a pistol
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He's getting too darn big for a one-horse town
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[2nd verse:]
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Hiram Perkins bought a railroad ticket
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On the B. and O.
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When they warned him New York town was wicked
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He said, "I know, but then my boy can hold his own
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Of late he's actin' too high-tone'
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Why, he combs his hair three times a day
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He even uses cologne"
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He's Getting Too Darn Big For A One-Horse Town
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Irving Berlin |