[Verse:]
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What makes you think I'm crazy about you?
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What makes you think I can't do without you?
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I've looked you over carefully
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And if I never see you again, it's soon enough for me
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[1st refrain:]
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I hate the ground you walk upon
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I hate the phone you talk upon
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I hate 'most ev'rything that you do
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I hate the table and the cloth you eat on
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I hate the sofa that you rest your seat on
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I hate the rouge upon your lips
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The polish on your finger tips
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I hate your eyes of heavenly blue
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I hate the way you sigh, honest I do
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Outside of that, I love you
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[2nd refrain:]
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I hate the way you comb your hair
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I hate the flashy clothes you wear
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I hate the patent shine on your shoe
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I hate the closet that you keep your clothes in
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I hate the handkerchief you blow your nose in
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I hate the smell of your cigar
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The way you lean against a bar
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I hate the jokes you tell that are blue
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I hate that fancy tie, honest I do
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Outside of that, I love you
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[3rd refrain:]
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I hate the notes you write to me
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The verses you recite to me
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Your conversation flowing like glue
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I hate the way you watch me through your lorgnette
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I hate your children that have not been born yet
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I hate the dates you fix for me
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The cocktails that you mix for me
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Those etchings you may want me to view
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I hate the way you lie, honest I do
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Outside of that, I love you
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[4th refrain:]
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I hate the song you sing to me
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I hate the flow'rs you bring to me
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I hate your phony "How do you do?"
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I hate the way you always break my dance up
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I hate those rubber things that keep your pants up
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I hate the cigarette you smoke
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The way you kill a funny joke
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I hate the brand of gum that you chew
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I hate the way you lie, honest I do
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Outside of that, I love you
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[Alternate lines in 1st chorus:]
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I hate that funny little mouth you drink with
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That peanut on your shoulders that you think with
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Outside Of That, I Love You
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Irving Berlin |