I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
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She was, like, all "ehhhh"
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And I was, like, "whatever!"
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Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
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"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
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And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
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So later I'm at the pool hall
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And this girl comes up
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And she's, like, "awww"
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And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
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Cuz this is my
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United States of Whatever!
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And this is my
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United States of Whatever!
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And this is my
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United States of Whatever!
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And then it's three A.M.
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And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
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This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
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I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
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Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
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Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
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"Hey, I thought I told you..."
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And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"
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And then up comes Zafo
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I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
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He's, like, "nothin'"
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And I'm, like, "that's cool."
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Cuz this is my
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United States of Whatever!
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And this is my
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United States of Whatever!
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United States Of Whatever
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Liam Lynch |