I gave up pamento cheese
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Domino's delivery
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Whiskey sours
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Apple pies
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Finger-lickin' chicken fried
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Are gastronomic history
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I used to like them scary shows
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But I gave 'em up a while ago
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Don't do no death-defyin'
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Rollercoster ridin'
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Now days I just take it slow
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Every since we started datin'
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I been compensating
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To keep from gettin' up
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To heaven any quicker 'Cause
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She's hard on the ticker
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Hard on the ticker
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The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
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Sayin' hard on the ticker
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Now, when she wiggles through my door
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My chin gets heavy hits the floor
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Silky hair, scarlet lips
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Swingin' double-jointed hips
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My blood begins to roar
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And when she nibbles on me ear
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It's partly pleasure, partly fear
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Little dab is all it takes
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To get my heart a palpatatin'
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Feelin' like the end is near
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I oughta get a policy
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A double indemnity
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It'd make my beneficiary
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A whole lot richer 'Cause
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She's hard on the ticker
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Hard on the ticker
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The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
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Sayin' hard on the ticker
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That's my girl
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Yeah, she's hard on the ticker
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I oughta get a policy
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A double indemnity
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It'd make my benificiary
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A whole lot richer
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Oh, she's hard on the ticker
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She's hard on the ticker
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Hey, she's hard on the ticker
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Hard On The Ticker
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| Tim McGraw |
